Bird beating

Chinese people worship ancient times, as if something could be worth a hundred times as soon as it touched the edge of the ancients. I learned from the newspaper that my hometown’s parents developed a Baijiu called “Zhuge drunk”, which is called Zhu Geliang’s secret recipe, which is delicious and delicious. In fact, when I looked through the Three Kingdoms, I didn’t find that Zhuge had touched a drop of wine. Why did I see him drunk? It’s also strange that there are too few famous ancients in his hometown. It’s not easy to get a Zhuge Liang, so everything is pulled at his old man. Anyway, I’m already dead. Who can I testify with?

I think that series of wine with the word “Kong” may also be suspected of raping Confucius. Chinese people love drinking and manufacturers want to make money, so a generation of Taoist masters have become masters of brewing. Confucius may be happy to live to this day: anyway, articles and education are not worth money. Changing to wine making is in line with the tide of market economy. Why not?

Li Bai has a poem saying: Lanling wine, tulips, jade bowl filled with amber light, but it makes the host drunk. I don’t know where it is. I’m afraid Shixian never thought that when he was in fashion, his poems could bring infinite benefits to modern people. At that time, it was unknown whether there was Lanling brand wine, but now there is, and the manufacturer stressed that the wine was the kind that made Shixian “don’t know where it is from”. Only God knows, but I don’t believe that there was such clear and transparent liquor in the Tang Dynasty, and “Water Margin” is about the Song Dynasty. The wine drunk by Jianghu heroes is still a little muddy.

This reminds me of a story about bird hunting. A young man couldn’t catch a bird, so he went to consult the old hunter. The old hunter asked him to draw a bird on the paper to practice his shooting skills, but the young hunter couldn’t even beat the fake bird, and ran to ask the old hunter what to do. The old hunter told him, “why don’t you just make a hole in the paper and then draw a bird on the hole?”

Modern people are so smart.

(the author is a reporter of Securities Times)

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